
Ben adopts a novel nicotine replacement therapy – silly hats
Ben, our Sovereign snaffling Head of Charity Accounting, has sent shockwaves rippling through JG Towers by espousing the great love of his life and quitting smoking.
Ben’s snook has always been defiantly cocked at the anti-smoking lobby and he even entered the record books by leaving his desk, smoking a full cigarette outside and returning to his desk in a world beating 22.47 seconds. Rarely has the world seen a more committed nicotinaholic.
So the JG staff collapsed en masse in shock and incredulity when Ben announced he was stubbing out for the very last time – a pronouncement tantamount to the Pope denouncing Catholicism.
Ben has bolstered his willpower by using our SmokeFree site to collect donations in support of his quit attempt. If he slips up, he’s liable for all the sponsorship he’s collected. So not only does he have a serious incentive to stick to his new nicotine free lifestyle, his chosen charity benefits as much as his lungs.
So far, Ben has raised £305 for Royal Brompton & Harefield Hospital Charitable Fund. With any luck that total will be doubled when this post shames the half of the office yet to donate into, um, coughing up.
If Ben can quit, anyone can. So if you’re considering giving up, give yourself the best possible incentive and raise funds for a good cause on our SmokeFree site.
And if you’ve got a spare quid or three, there’s rarely been a more deserving home for it. Sponsor Ben here.